Cinematic Distractions
Jul. 12th, 2023 09:55 pm
On the Beach (1959):
Written by: John Paxton and Nevil Shute
This is my favorite Fred Astaire movie. His character is a perpetually soused scientist and motorsport aficionado. He doesn't dance, and the only song in the movie is Waltzing Matilda.
Although it came out in 1959, the story takes place in 1964, and the future is bleak. Global war spawns a global catastrophe after unspecified countries drop the bomb on each other. The final destination for the radiation that was blown into the atmosphere is Australia.
This is the story of doomed people living what is left of their abruptly shortened lives as best as they can for as long as they can. Some are in denial, some despair, but most of them keep going about their business. They go through the motions of civilization by partaking in cocktail parties, motorsports, picnics, sunny afternoons on the beach. An unsurprising number of them cope by getting and staying drunk as much as possible. What I have said so far spoils nothing. It's all up front.
Ava Gardener plays the beautiful, brandy-soaked Moira Davidson. Gregory Peck is a submarine commander in the U.S. Navy who lost his wife and kids to either a direct hit or the resulting fallout while he survived at sea. Anthony Perkins plays an Australian Navy Lieutenant with a wife and baby at home. We have a father and son on this movie list. Anthony Perkins' father, Osgood, stars in Scarface below.
Waltzing Matilda comprises almost the entire score. It's as inescapable as the fallout. It's in the background as an instrumental and also sung by a group of minor characters. They are a group of men that decided to have one last long weekend of fishing, drinking, and carousing. They sing the song non-stop. It's funny and annoying until it isn't. At that moment, only one singer can be heard. That fabulously distinctive bass voice is that of (Jesse) Delos Jewkes.
On the Beach has been on this list at least once before, but it has been a few years. It became an instant favorite of mine. It's on my greatest movies of all-time list. That's a mental list not a published one. The first time I talked about it, I mentioned how much it reminded me of the Fallout video games. Fans of those games should definitely see it. Really, everyone should see it. It's morbid yet fascinating, and so defiantly hopeful. It makes me cry every time I watch it. The San Francisco fishing scene is probably my favorite. I have not seen the television drama remake which aired in 2000.
Janbaaz (Jaanbaaz - 1986):
Written by: Madan Joshi and K.K. Shukla
The title means daredevil. Welcome to Bollywood Duel in the Sun! That movie from 1946 was featured on the list earlier this year. Instead of Jennifer Jones, Joseph Cotton, and Gregory Peck we have Dimple Kapadia, Feroz Kahn, and Anil Kapoor. Anil Kapoor is probably best known for his role in Slumdog Millionaire (2008).
Kapoor plays Amar Singh. Amar likes to party hard and often. He does all the drugs, drinks all the drink, and chases all the women. He plays dangerous games and takes incredible risks. In other words, he is kind of an asshole. His parents dote on him anyway. He is clearly their favorite son. He knows he can rely on their money and clout to make the consequences of his recklessness disappear. He stands in stark contrast to his police inspector brother, Rajesh Singh (Feroz Kahn).
Rajesh is strictly straight arrow with no exceptions, not even for family. He is no less attracted to danger than his younger brother Amar, but his idea of fun is going after the local drug lord against whom he has a longstanding, deeply personal grudge. The legendary Sridevi appears in flashback scenes as Rajesh's wife. I appreciated Feroz Kahn's resemblance to Joseph Cotton. He was a damn good casting choice.
As for the leading lady, Dimple Kapadia does an amazing job as sultry yet innocent Reshma. In the original, her character faces discrimination and rejection for being mixed race. In this version, it's because she was born out of wedlock. The implication being that her parents were from different castes.
One of the biggest differences between Janbaaz and Duel in the Sun is the songs. There are nine musical numbers spread throughout the three-hour running time. There are a few dance numbers featuring scantily clad, exotic dancers. By exotic, I mean a bunch of white people and a few black people clad in sexy, skin-tight, animal-print, aerobics attire as they gyrate and breakdance all over a nightclub dancefloor. Most of the other songs accompany action montages.
This movie was so epic that it reminded me of Sholay (1975). It then occurred to me that if only Soorma Bhopali were in it somehow, it would be perfect. While it lacks that particular character, it does have the actor. Jagdeep plays Sheru, the esteemed Singh household's clownish butler.
The ending is completely different from that of Duel in the Sun. In my opinion, Janbaaz does it better. I prefer its redemptive ending over the other's just deserts in the desert ending.
A curious thing about the DVD: There are movie previews included on the disc but also attached to the movie itself, including a commercial for basmati rice.
Dishonored (1931):
Written by: Daniel Nathan Rubin and Josef von Sternberg
There are echoes of this film all over The Devil is a Woman (1935), which was the Marlene Dietrich film most recently on this list. Unlike that one, this is good, truly serious, and emotionally gripping. Given a choice of grinning masked men, I prefer Cesar Romero to Victor McLaglen. McLaglen has a creepy Mr. Sardonicus vibe going. Neither actor could pass for a Russian, but who cares. I certainly don't.
It's sort of a spy versus spy versus love story. It surprised me several times. I never imagined a Marlene Dietrich film would make me cry. Her costumes are relatively understated, yet she is still absolutely stunning. The leather trench coat is especially choice. It's refreshing to not see her dressed as a parade float in every scene.
La Muerte Enamorada (1951):
Written by: Ernesto Cortázar, Fernando Galiana, and Jaime Contreras
Several reviews indicated that this movie lacks English subtitles. That it does. My intention was to save it for when I completed my 100th unit of Spanish on Duolingo, which should be a few months shy of a year from now. Since Netflix plans to end the DVD service this September, I don't have that kind of time. This delightfully unique romantic comedy wasn't too hard to follow. Much of the nuance was undoubtedly lost on me, but the heart of the story was easy to grasp.
A relatively young life insurance salesman would prefer more quality over quantity in his years. He is approached by a statuesque and mysterious woman dressed head-to-toe in black. When she reveals herself to be death itself, he quickly changes his tune. He immediately begins bargaining for more time to spend with his wife and young daughter.
Insurance salesman Fernando Rivas (Fernando Fernández) is in luck. It just so happens that La Muerte AKA: Tasia (Miroslava) could use a vacation. Fernando gets a two-week reprieve with death as a houseguest. La Muerte is passed off as Tasia, Fernando's cousin visiting from abroad.
There are a few musical numbers, including a dreamy and elaborate danse macabre that features dancers and musicians in skeleton costumes performing a combined ballet and cha-cha routine. The dance troupe is listed as Ballet Imperial de Oscar Norton. At least one of the songs is performed by a group called Trio Los Cuervos. Information about them is even harder to find than a DVD of this movie. The DVD has a funky menu on which a skull appears next to each highlighted option.
Blonde in Bondage (Blondin i fara - 1957):
Written by: Peter Bourne and Börje Nyberg
I read several negative reviews of this movie before watching it. A few had claimed that it had neither blondes nor bondage. I don't know what movie those reviewers saw, but it couldn't have been this one. Anyway, bondage is meant in a less literal sense.
There is a bevy of blondes and one brief scene of actual bondage in this tight little crime drama. I would peg its genre as a cross between noir and roughie. Setting myself up with low expectations made it all the better. It's not good for a bad movie. It's just plain good. It has some nice old phones and phone booths. It does not have nudity. Even though one of the characters is a striptease artist, there is no nudity. There is no sex in the champagne room, or in this case, the cognac study.
An American publication based in New York City evidently has a big budget for prurient fluff pieces, when it sends its star reporter to Stockholm to write an exposé about Swedish morals and nightlife. He is not there long before he stumbles onto unseemly and illicit activity.
I got a kick out of the editor. His last name is Mulligan. The part is played by actor Ralph Brown. He has only one scene in which he is juggling multiple phone calls while discussing the Swedish assignment with reporter Larry Brand (Mark Miller). He answers every call with "Mulligan!". "Mulligan!... Mulligan!... Mulligan!... Mulligan!... Mulligan!"
Mark Miller is terrific as the reporter. He has the right amount of suave and daring for a heroic lead, yet he is still solidly an everyman. Lars Ekborg is memorable as the sleazy drug pusher and striptease act manager Max. Some might recognize Erik Strandmark from the The Seventh Seal (1957). Here he has a small part as a sketchy nightclub owner. Stig Järrel, a popular Swedish actor who had a prolific career, plays the kingpin of a crime ring. His mansion is password protected. The password is snowflake.
Mistaken identity: I chose this because I thought it was a Something Weird Video release. It's not. It's from Alpha Video. Given the poor quality of so many of their DVDs, which are often murky and have bad sound, this particular title is nearly pristine.
Scarface (1932):
Written by: Armitage Trail, Ben Hecht, Seton I. Miller, John Lee Mahin, W.R. Burnett, Howard Hawks, and Fred Pasley
It must be that many movies have been based on the same organized crime story. A few of its themes were instantly familiar to me and not because of Scarface (1983). I have yet to see the Al Pacino movie. My knowledge of that one is entirely derived from pop culture references. It's familiar to me because I have seen Miller's Crossing (1990) and several other gangster movies depicting the same time period, which may or may not have included a character either loosely or closely based on real-life gangster Al Capone.
Themes:
1) Things are going swimmingly for the Italian mob and its various enterprises until some hothead young upstart gets the bright idea to mess with the Irish.
2) If the Irish mob doesn't get him, one of his dames just might.
There is no, "Say hello to my little friend!", in the original. The closest it comes to anything like that is: "Get out of my way, Johnny! I'm gonna spit!"
I really liked Paul Muni's performance as Tony, but it was the supporting cast that convinced me to rent this title. Boris Karloff was the main draw. He doesn't have many scenes, but every scene he has is good. Osgood Perkins is excellent as the new crime boss elect. I had seen him before in a supporting role in the musical Gold Diggers of 1937. He was known for his work on Broadway more than his movie roles. He is probably better known for being Anthony Perkins' father than anything else. George Raft has a pretty plumb role as Tony's best friend and number one henchman Rinaldo. He also appears in Skidoo below. Vince Barnett provides comic relief as Tony's loyal to the bitter end secretary Angelo. Inez Palange was a bit part actress who most often played an Italian mother. Here she plays Tony's Italian mother. She had an uncredited role as a maid in A Night at the Opera (1935). Ann Dvorak is a treat as Tony's wild and fun-loving kid sister. Poppy, the highly coveted moll men would kill for, is played by Karen Morley whose turbulent career was brought to an end in 1947, when she was blacklisted after testifying before the House Committee on Un-American Activities.
The DVD included an alternate ending that was created to placate the censors. I liked both endings. The outcome is more or less the same. The original ending is quick and dirty justice. The alternate ending serves due process justice.
Skidoo (1968):
Written by: Doran William Cannon
Warning:
"This DVD and its content cannot be used for streaming, remote streaming, rental streaming, free streaming or streaming to purchase. The viewer must have the physical DVD disc present in order to view its content."
With that out of the way, here we are back in 1968 again. The top two movies on the previous movie list were from 1968. Skidoo can be thought of as a sort of counterpoint to both of those.
It's similar to Head in some ways. If Head had been presented from the perspective of the cops and politicians involved in the ribbon-cutting ceremony on the bridge with the Monkees as peripheral characters, it might have been Skidoo. Both have music by Nilsson in common. Nilsson also has a cameo as a prison guard. Alexandra Hay, who plays Darlene Banks, appeared in one episode of The Monkees television series.
This movie also has a connection to the Batman television series of the same decade. Several connections actually, three actors who played Batman villains and a couple of bit part players appear in Skidoo. Even the director appeared on Batman. Otto Preminger did two episodes as Mr. Freeze.
It begins with a succession of changing television channels as Flo Banks (Carol Channing) and her husband Tony Banks(Jackie Gleason) fight over the remote control. The first cordless television remote control was created in 1955. There is an interesting assortment of remote-control devices and gadgetry in this movie.
God (Groucho Marx) calls his best wise guy (Jackie Gleason) out of retirement and sends him to jail on a mission to kiss Mickey Rooney. While he is away, his daughter takes off with a contingent of hippies, and Carol Channing plays the cool mom, possibly, the coolest mom. There is an underlying message about bridging the generation gap and giving trust and agency to young adults, while still being there for them when they get into trouble.
There is not much in the way of anti-war messaging despite all the hippies apart from a draft dodging cellmate (Austin Pendleton) and an anti-war poster he puts up in his cell. Prison proves to be a transformative experience for all concerned. My favorite moment out of those scenes is when Slim Pickens, who plays a prison switchboard operator, sings Home on the Range over the PBX before collapsing in a fit of laughter.
Three more noteworthy actors from this everybody is or was a somebody cast:
Arnold Stang - The voice of Top Cat and the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee of the 1980s plays Harry, Tony Bank's best friend, secretary, and henchman.
Frankie Avalon - The pop star plays Angie, the dutiful son of wise guy (Cesar Romero).
(Donyale) Luna - Billed as the world's first Black supermodel, Luna plays God's secretary/bodyguard/mistress. She was ahead of her time. I think she would have had a brilliant career if then were now.
As for what I had said about gadgetry, in addition to the television remote control battle, there is Angie's swinging bachelor pad with remote activated lights, music, and bed. On God's yacht, Groucho uses a crude rendition of a video phone connected to a network of cameras to talk to and spy upon his guests and crew. There is also some goofiness in which televisions are used as short-wave radios in the prison scenes.
Why this movie?
This is not my first time with Skidoo. Sentimental value? As to why this movie at all: Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie borrowed character names from the Marx Brothers for his first two movies. That's how it started. That's what led me to Animal Crackers (1930). If Zombie hadn't included information about Skidoo in a scene in The Devil's Rejects (2005), I might never have known about it. The scene in question is sometimes affectionately referred to as "F*** Groucho!" on streaming sites.
As for why I didn't see my first Marx Brothers movie until 2004 or so, when I was plenty years old:
1) I didn't have Netflix until 2004.
2) I wasn't allowed to watch the Marx Brothers as a kid. Their movies were on television from time to time when I was very young. I did most of my television viewing at my great grandfather's house. I was allowed to watch The Three Stooges, but if the Marx Brothers came on, my great grandfather would change the channel while muttering something about them being "too radical".
Shalako (1968):
Written by: James Griffith, Hal Hopper, Scot Finch, and Clarke Reynolds
Based upon a novel by Louis L'Amour. I seriously don't know WTF the deal is with movies from 1968 on this and last month's list. I didn't plan it.
I was tempted to describe this as a white people yelling at white people as they make one bad decision after another until there are no white people left production, but it wouldn't be entirely accurate. There are several white people left at the end of the movie. They think with their privilege instead of their brains, and it gets them in deep shit with the Apache. Not real Apache, there are none in this movie. The story is set in New Mexico, but the movie was filmed in Spain. The Native Americans are actually Romani.
Some European aristocrats and a U.S. Senator go big game hunting in frontier New Mexico. The group hires an unscrupulous guide who shows little concern for their safety. When they get into trouble, a former cavalry colonel who calls himself Shalako (Sean Connery), comes to their aid. He has his own theme tune and everything! Initially, he meets only one member of the hunting party, Countess Irina Lazaar (Brigitte Bardot). The chemistry between them is pretty good. Honor Blackman, who played Pussy Galore in Goldfinger (1964), has a standout supporting role. I have read that there is an uncut version in which more of her character's ordeal is shown. That was not the version I received.
Major deduction for having to fast forward through the opening scene... The countess is hunting a mountain lion. It's an ugly, raucous scene with a crowd of men screaming and making other loud noises to frighten an old and emaciated looking animal into position so that she may shoot it. Even with knowing that Bardot later became an animal rights activist, I couldn't take it. No matter how it was staged, it was clearly unpleasant for the cat.
I didn't hate this movie, but to say that I liked it would be a bit much. It jogged my memory as being one of the old Westerns I had watched with my grandparents many years ago. It's good for Sean Connery or Brigitte Bardot completists. Theirs is an interesting pairing, and Honor Blackman is a nice bonus. The scenery almost makes it worthwhile. The terrain is majestic, austere, rough, and unforgiving.